gypsycollective:

Ted: Don’t pretend you’re not the kind of guy who keeps a list of all the women he’s slept with. Marshall: I have one. It’s called my marriage license. 

gypsycollective:

Ted: Don’t pretend you’re not the kind of guy who keeps a list of all the women he’s slept with.
Marshall: I have one. It’s called my marriage license. 

(Source: cheesyfiestafuck, via yesterdaysboner-deactivated2012)